I went over to the Family Dollar store to pick up a few things for when I go deer hunting tomorrow. I was looking at a shelf when I saw a package of condoms. I immediately started laughing. Knowing the quality of the stuff you buy at the Family Dollar store, are condoms really something you want to buy there? “Oh shit honey, it looks like the condom broke.” “Where did you buy it at?” “Oh, I picked up a pack at the Family Dollar store.” “Are you stupid? You are obviously too stupid to be a father and now we are going to have stupid children.” And not to toot my own horn or anything, but I’ve been known to get a little crazy in the sack. I’ve had the unfortunate mishap up tearing through a few Trojans in my day, I can imagine what I would do to a Family Dollar store condom if the situation would ever arise (pun intended). Just saying…